oh, i knew it! i bloody well knew it!

I knew i shouldn't have taunted the universe with my cries of nailing a quasi-new years resolution...
And here i was thinking the universe didn't read my blog....

Well turns out she does.

Don't worry?

BAM.

Have a kick to the ovaries (not literally, no babies here)

Worry about this, she says, MWHAHAHAHA! she cackles joyfully.

Universe, you are either a cruel mistress or you really enjoy a good ole larf (at watching other people sweat)

(namely me)

...I knew i shouldn't have taunted new year resolutions....

Soz universe, lets be mates ok?

I'll be good.